Немного о том, за что я люблю Терри Пратчетта.
“You have read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says, ‘Do not, under any circumstances, open this door’?”
“Of course I’ve read it,” said Ridcully. “Why d’yer think I want it opened?”
“Er . . . why?” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
“To see why they wanted it shut, of course.”*
* This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.
“You have read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says, ‘Do not, under any circumstances, open this door’?”
“Of course I’ve read it,” said Ridcully. “Why d’yer think I want it opened?”
“Er . . . why?” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
“To see why they wanted it shut, of course.”*
* This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.